Sunday, April 25, 2010
Medical (GMS)
A general practitioner knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
A specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
A pathologist knows everything about everything; one day too late.
Glad you are home!
GMS
A specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
A pathologist knows everything about everything; one day too late.
Glad you are home!
GMS
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
The Dam (from Judy)
The Dam
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read The State's letter before you get to the response letter.
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State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries:
SUBJECT: DEQ
File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:
It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read The State's letter before you get to the response letter.
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State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries:
SUBJECT: DEQ
File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:
It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Jokes - Kids in Church (from KS)
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
Joke - Engineers and Lawyers (from ES/MS)
There was once an engineer who found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie jumped out and said to him, "You have three wishes. But there is a catch - this wish system of mine was designed by a lawyer, so whatever you wish for every lawyer in the world will get double of!"
Story - Of Missing Persons by Jack Finney (from YM)
Of Missing Persons
Jack Finney
Walk in as though it were an ordinary travel bureau, the stranger I'd met at a bar had told me. Ask a fewordinary questions—about a trip you're planning, a vacation, anything like that. Then hint about The Folder alittle, but whatever you do, don't mention it directly; wait till he brings it up himself. And if he doesn't, youmight as well forget it. If you can. Because you'll never see it; you're not the type, that's all. And if you askabout it, he'll just look at you as though he doesn't know what you're talking about.
Jack Finney
Walk in as though it were an ordinary travel bureau, the stranger I'd met at a bar had told me. Ask a fewordinary questions—about a trip you're planning, a vacation, anything like that. Then hint about The Folder alittle, but whatever you do, don't mention it directly; wait till he brings it up himself. And if he doesn't, youmight as well forget it. If you can. Because you'll never see it; you're not the type, that's all. And if you askabout it, he'll just look at you as though he doesn't know what you're talking about.
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