Hospital Video (R-rated) (GS)

Medical (GMS)

A general practitioner knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.

A specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.

A pathologist knows everything about everything; one day too late.

Glad you are home!

GMS

The Knack (AM)

Things to say when you hear .... (JW)

The Dam (from Judy)

 The Dam

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read The State's letter before you get to the response letter.

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State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries:

SUBJECT: DEQ

File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Surfing Dog (BL)

Dr Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Where do I get one of those?